my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
x is my least favorite letter now because of math
Y?
i swear to fucking god
(Source: engineerings)
the awkward moment when you keyboard smash and still get
bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm’s name rightI hate that I still know who you’re talking about
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
(Source: considerablybigben)
#SCREAMING #SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS LOOKS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LIKE CASTIEL #AND YET #BOTH CAS AND JIMMY ARE PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON #MISHA COLLINS EVERYONE #MISHA FUCKING COLLINS
everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should
just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.
now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’
how sad would that be
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
Do you know what pisses me off?
She didn’t wrote Louis’ name with big letters
She could write his mom @ name properly but not her “”“boyfriend”“?
Well Eleanor, you’ve got so much respect to Louis.
are you on fucking acid
