The best thing I have ever seen. Ever
Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
IT KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER
so my family and i were taking all these touristy pictures and then this guy offers to take a pic for us and we’re like yes please and then he takes the picture and gives us this
my sister just took something out of the fridge and said aw its cold like wtf did u think it would be warm
One of the more helpful and insightful things I’ve seen about depression/suicide in the last couple of days.
sometimes you get so close to a person you forget you’re telling them things you’ve never even said out loud before
yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.
the number on the weighing scale doesn’t matter when my favorite pair of jeans can still fit me
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters